My Very First Hate Mail!

Huzzah! I have finally made it!

Just 1 hour and 55 minutes into the new year, somebody hated me enough to respond to a blog post from almost THREE YEARS AGO, and I got my very first hate mail on Read my Blarg!

Anonymous said...

munisandwich: i actually know adam brookes personally and let me tell ya that he is not a jackass. If there is a jackass here, it is most certainly you.

January 1, 2011 1:55 AM

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HAPPY MUUU NIR!

The best New Year's present ever.

Me: (watching TV).
Dad: Oh, isn't that the show with the talking car?
Me: No.
Dad: Isn't that Hassle... Hassle... HASSELDORF!
Me: .

WE CAN NEVER COME HERE AGAIN!

Just blasted my first toilet. Thought you should know.

That is all.

Well Hello! And Welcome to My Blarg!

For those of you jabroneys keeping track, it has been years since my last post.

This could be because blogging about my life is pretentious, or it could be that I'm really just that lazy. Nonetheless, here are a few short words about my 2010 trip to India... with. my. parents.

Item #1- My mom "forgot" that her carry on bag needed to go through the x-ray machine and she tried to walk through the metal detectors with said bag.

Item #2- My mom made a "bomb squad" reference within earshot of oh, a dozen people.

Item #3- My mom called me a putz within earshot of oh, the same dozen people.

Item #4- My mom doesn't know what putz means and asked me what it meant.

Item #5- I am drinking.

That is all.

its a KATT

SJ is so excited.

Trying, and FAILING at blogging SJ's Butt

There are no words.

Its ALIVE!

I'm back bitches!

Look at this picture of me skyping SJ.

LOOK AT IT!

I am clearly making a business phone call.